The Temptations of Saint Anthony

The Temptations of Saint Anthony
The Temptations of Saint Anthony

CHAPTER 10

In this chapter, as usual, when we shave down Dean's 95% non-required verbiage, we are left with a kernel of gold. Though we do not affirm that Christ will return at any time, we do affirm that one must live with God in the forefront of priorities. On the other hand we are also treated to an extended diatribe against “science” as the “treacherous, merciless, lifeless, IDOL-GOD of the DREAM WORLD!” One wonders whether Dean would say the same of Biblical scholarship that tries to understand the text in the context it was written. He also seems hostile to the use of medicine but does not clearly say so.

Dean hits the mark when he speaks about denominational differences: “The very existence of a Denomination presupposes that there are other 'groups' of professing Christians that have a HERETICAL 'version' of The Faith”. But we think he protests too much. To compare cooperation between Baptists and Presbyterians, who nevertheless remain separate groups, to a religious Babylon not only begs the question that their disagreements are on soteriologically essential issues, but also reeks of paranoia. Dean, as always, simply universalizes his own personal confusion and ability to be discerning in such matters. Some ecumenical outreaches should not be made (i.e., Baptists to Mormons) but others can and should be as needed or desired.

At any rate Dean “exegetes” (if one can call such a clumsy and manic procedure by such a word) Revelation to prove that “Mystery Babylon” is the current apostate church, but we don’t think that will fit the context. Much babbling follows in which Dean delivers his opinion of world events ahead, offers simplified political commentary, analyzes the role of the Catholic Church in his “Great Dream” schemata, and reaches the conclusion that almost all of Christendom is currently apostate. How and when he completed a complete spiritual inventory of every member of this set, we cannot say, but while much of his description well describes a handful of prominent names in American Christianity, it would be hard to apply it wholesale worldwide without significantly greater experience and exposure than Dean evidences. It is telling enough that he must resort to threats and subjective messages declaring his own prophethood:

“And by the way, Pal, The Lord has told me that all who resist THIS message are going to get JUDGED...There is One Lord, and One faith, and if you disagree with me, well, then ONE of us must be wrong. AND IT ISN'T ME. The Lord has sent me to tell Christendom that they (you?) have rejected Him by REJECTING His words, and that He is going to AVENGE Himself against those who CLAIM to speak for Him and yet DENY, CONTRADICT, and FAIL TO MENTION the very things that He Himself said. YOU CAN BET ON IT”.

Given Dean's extremely poor exegetical skills, one suspects that “the Lord” isn't the one informing him, but that perhaps his imagination is. An irony is that he then produces a list of spiritual “heroes” whom he admits differed on issues he has claimed today prove the apostasy of Christendom: “Which local assembly to attend? Which rituals and procedures? What does 'Free Will' mean? What is the present state of the deceased, and how does the world end?” He even admits that he thinks there are such disputes in the NT (though his example of James vs. Paul is erroneous). What Dean sees is apostasy in the decision to “forget” differences in the name of unity, this is not what has happened in ALL ecumenical councils, and he offers no direct proof —merely anecdotal “this is what it looks like to me” argumentation— that any essential doctrine is being compromised.


In the end it is no surprise that Dean professes not to be able to “pin down” the nature of the alleged apostasy and concludes that it is just about anything and everything, which makes his thesis conveniently non-falsifiable. He does cite what he thinks are three common characteristics:

“COMPLACENCY about religious doctrines. They aren't interested in Truth, but only in cooperation. It's that BABYLON SYNDROME”.

“COMPROMISE whenever religion interferes with political, cultural, or family loyalties. It's that UNITY thing”.

“COWARDICE whenever obedience to any religious doctrine may put them at risk. They are the fearful and unbelieving of Revelation 21:8. They DO NOT TRUST GOD. It's that WORLDLY WISDOM thing”.

Shocking? Signs of the end? No, because all three of these have been happening since 33 AD. Cooperation and not truth? What of political alliances between Catholic and Protestant governments in the medieval period? Compromise? Again, query the medieval period, as well as heretics from Arian to the present day. Cowardice? In the full span; faith given up under pressure is known from the Roman era and continues to this day. The paranoia in Dean sees ahead a “super church”, one “that will incorporate people, money, and clergy from all Denominations”. He says they were busy at this in 1991 when he wrote, but it is now 2015 and what progress has there been? The paranoia continues by saying that unnamed “BIG SHOTS” get involved in charity not to actually help people, but “to make disciples to themselves because they rate their own success by the volume of applause and the size of their income”. Details, none at all. If he is right to say that God “sent me to tell you this” we have to wonder when after 24 years God will tell him to provide some documentation.

It is also ironic that he speaks against of those who want “to make disciples to themselves because they rate their own success by the volume of applause…” It is ironic because this is the argument he usually mentions as proof of his own success as a prophecy expert.