The Temptations of Saint Anthony

The Temptations of Saint Anthony
The Temptations of Saint Anthony

CHAPTER 17


Dean takes this chapter to encourage everyone to stop going to church. Everyone and every church. As usual he has good points about persons who abuse and usurp authority in the church and who do not show proper empathy for those they are supposed to serve and humility in their service. As usual, this is not a sign of the end at all, since it has been a problem since the first century and even before in other contexts (as Dean even admits, apparently not aware of the inconsistency this causes in his presentation).

As usual, Dean laments churchmen who look out only for themselves. As usual, we are left to wonder why Dean's anecdotal experiences should be universalized merely on his say-so. The good news is, Dean says:

“NOW let us have it understood HERE AND NOW between us, that I DO NOT SAY that everyone who ever attended, supported, or pastored a typical local church is NOT SAVED”.

That's good to hear, even if it is contrary to what Dean has been confusedly implying for his entire text so far. But despite this moment of humility, Dean tells us he was “very sure that ALL the other 'churches' were pretty much the same” as his own, thereby again universalizing on the basis of a single or a few trivial associations. Would that life were that simple!

In the end Dean confesses that fear of being right OR wrong drove him to flee further consideration of the matter for a while, which tells us more than enough about the soundness of Dean's epistemic foundations. One moreover doubts that what is going on in church authority structures is always as simple, everywhere, as Dean paints it: “authority to represent God proceeds from a TITLE, conferred upon a man by a self-serving gang of other men, who only grant such authority to those whose primary loyalties are to themselves and each other”. It certainly does happen. But it is also certainly not universal or even proven by Dean to be a majority problem. His commentary bespeaks personal bitterness until it gets the weight of proof behind it and his claim that “most churches” are this or that way receives actual confirmation.

We do have news for Dean. He says, “I guess the Apostle Paul forgot to stop in at the church in Jerusalem and pick up his ordination certificate...” He did do the equivalent, however, which is precisely what he did when he confirmed his mission with the Jerusalem apostles. This was a nod to the honor and authority codes of the day. So much for Dean's head being in the sand when it comes to authority structures! It is not based on popularity, true —it is based rather on who is qualified, and who is called, and the two hand in hand.

Dean then speaks of churches in segregation by culture, race, economy, and family. It may not occur to him that such segregation is not “in order to preserve the fellowship of the flesh” of necessity, but rather of matters of simple practicality and communication. Dean then embarks on a spiel of his usual “it happened to me and it must be universal” type in which he speaks of how a church will treat a new visitor. We do not doubt the veracity of his experience. We do doubt that he has any justification to universalize it. We also wonder where he gets the authority to universalize Acts 13:2 as though the Holy Spirit always and everywhere speaks to us verbally to call out people. In any event it is clear that Dean has his own “explanation” ready for any pastor or authority who criticizes his hermeneutic: If you do, you are a “HIRED MAN who has been trained to come up with some kind of long winded, complicated 'explanation' that will obscure the obvious, ignore the facts, and nurse [others] through their moment of insecurity”. That's quite a convenience to have for every rebuttal.

Some points follow about deferring too much to pastoral authority, and here Dean strikes home against a sheeplike mentality, though we would again say, hardly anywhere near universally, and it is paranoia, not data, that leads Dean to act as though all pastors care about is their “PAYCHECK”. Dean speaks of the experience of being “dismissed with contempt”; one may ask whether it is Dean's own delusions that are the real problem, as his entire complaint works upon the assumption that he is so obviously right about everything!

That can hardly be so, for of course the hermeneutical homicide continues:

“Our Lord Jesus said, Swear not at all (Matt.5:34); and James said, ABOVE ALL THINGS, SWEAR NOT (James 5:12): but they are PROUD to be seen on the stage with the newly elected political big-shot when he swears an oath; NOT to support and defend the Bible, but The Constitution; NOT to be loyal to Jesus, but to the interests of The State. No, they say they see no conflict here, and they have already rehearsed a veritable deluge of “interpretations, explanations, and excuses” to sputter out at anyone who dares to suggest that a Christian who swears to represent and defend the interests and policies of The State has entered a conflict of loyalties”.
In essence what this more likely means is: They have produced a contextually grounded explanation which contradicts Dean's “plain English” reading of texts like Matthew 5:34 and James 5:12 (here and on his attempt to apply it to the Pledge of Allegiance!), and because such answers are beyond Dean's ability to reply to, he merely designates them “excuses” for lack of a better answer. Such is the inevitable “fortress mentality” of one locked in indefensible preconceptions. In Dean's comparisons of unnamed and unspecified modern preachers to Pharisees and Sadducees, and their joining together to get rid of Jesus, one wonders beyond the worthwhile moral lesson whether there is not some ego trip involved in which Dean thinks of himself in the role of Jesus.

Some dry and simplified history follows of persecutions within the church of Anabaptists, Servetus, and others, where no effort is made to ascertain whether their doctrine was correct, whether or not the responses to them were proper or not. Then more decontextualizing occurs:

“How can a man who feels obliged to love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you and persecute you (Matthew 5:44) be of any use to the armed forces?” The answer Dean misses: Matthew 5:44 refers to interpersonal relationships, not relationships among nations.

“How can a policeman that knows that the throne of iniquity has no fellowship with God, when it frameth mischief by a law (Psalm 94:20), be trusted to enforce what he KNOWS is an unfair law, when by doing so he will bring ruin and hurt upon otherwise decent, harmless, and productive people?” No specific is offered here, so no answer can be provided.

“How can any lawyer that claims to be a Christian deal with these words of Jesus: And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat, let him have thy cloak also (Matthew 5:40)”. It's very simple: by contextualizing the words of Jesus. Keener [Matthew commentary, 198] notes that this verse offers a “shockingly graphic, almost humorous, illustration of what he means by nonresistance to force his hearers to consider their values”. Giving away both garments would have resulted in total nudity, an “intolerable dishonor” in ancient Palestine. This act would shame the person who sued you in the first place — Biblical law required the overnight return of a garment taken as pledge (Exodus 22:26-7) and the person taking your cloak would be quite a grinch! The verse does offer a polemic against a litigious society, but it is also no different —actually better— than Epictetus' comment that one should surrender one's cloak or even one's body to those who demand it, for none of these things belongs to one anyway. The emphasis is on the kingdom being valued more than things and offers no commentary against use of law. (Unlike 1 Corinthians 6:7, which DOES speak against use of lawsuits between Christians — but not against non-believers!)

Dean then offers some paranoia over tax exemption status for churches and that you can't take an exemption if you just hand over money to a poor family. True, but the poor family can just as well go to a charity which you contribute to. Making this an issue of “'official credentials' that are recognized and honored by THE WORLD” is a patent overstatement. Having gone through the 501(c)(3) process, we will assure the reader that it gets no “special privileges in the jail, courthouse and hospital that are denied to everyone else who is not an officer of The State” as Dean supposes. Nor can it be framed as a “subsidy” that forces taxpayers to support religions that they do not agree with, as though what taxpayers give is some kind of zero-sum game, and when you give to one church this forces some other person to give more to pay for government services. In the end paranoia leads Dean to declare:

“The modern Pharisees and Sadducees stand ‘arm in arm’ with the policeman, the postman, the fireman, the doctor, the mayor, and the schoolteacher: together they present a UNIFIED front line of RESISTANCE to all revolutionaries, and a seamless wall of contempt for any prophet that does not have his credentials in hand and a mob at his back. This ALIGNMENT of the RELIGIOUS leaders with those who represent the interests of THE WORLD is continuously implied, and often directly affirmed to our children every day, to PREVENT them from realizing that The Truth requires that they come out from among them, and be ... separate” (2 Corinthians 6:17).
The problem with this is context. Paul speaks just before: “Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers”. This means not having public office? If so, one wonders why Erastus was not told by Paul to quit being Corinth's treasurer. And let's not forget 1 Corinthians 5:9-10: “I wrote unto you in an epistle not to company with fornicators: Yet not altogether with the fornicators of this world, or with the covetous, or extortioners, or with idolaters; for then must ye needs go out of the world”. Paul's rule is “free association outside the community and strict discipline within the community”. [Witherington, Corinthians commentary, 160], except where idolatrous or immoral practices are involved. And 2 Corinthians 6:15-16, which Dean blatantly ignores for his purposes, makes it clear that what Paul has in mind here is specifically “yoking” in a religious sense:

“And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel? And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people”.
Dean warns of being a “friend of the world” but when it comes to reading the texts rightly, Dean is apparently strung out in orbit.

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