The Temptations of Saint Anthony

The Temptations of Saint Anthony
The Temptations of Saint Anthony

CHAPTER 4

Chapter 4 is a huge chapter —almost 66 pages long!!!

There are a few lines within this chapter where it appears that the author has exhausted himself by creating worthless lines upon lines of fluff in the first twenty pages and decided to finally address the topic at hand. Even though the author at last provides the actual content of the book here, the whole chapter is full of contradictions, misapplications of Scripture, and faulty conclusions. The absolute arrogance of Dean almost leaps off the page and into your face time after time throughout the book, but nowhere else like it does in chapter 4. By the time the author offers an extensive and interesting account of his interactions with the “88 Reasons” book that predicted a 1998 Rapture, it seems that real time and space has given way to The Twilight Zone. This section is interesting in part because he admits that as a date-setter, he had independently arrived at the same 1988 date 15 years earlier! But it is also tragic in that Dean goes on to suppose that the disappointment of 1988 was itself something that fulfilled prophecy, since it now enables people to scoff at the idea of the Lord's return! It seems that Dean still falls for the idea that his personal failures can always be spun out into universal triumphs.

Also, it is symptomatic of Dean's unthinking zeal that he proposes such nonsense as:

“The abomination of desolation (Matt.24:15) may well be nothing more surprising than a television set on the pulpit in the Jewish temple or a Christian church”!

Also, it is symptomatic of Dean's hayseed approach that he tells us: “No one who 'buys in' on The New Eschatology (in TGD's view, a form of Reconstructionism that completely denies any sort of future eschatology) will do so because they were convinced by the academic evidence”.

Dean cannot see the irony of his own contradiction. Previously we were told that a dream was used as an epistemic foundation for his writing; yet we are also told about the error of not paying attention to the “academic evidence”. Dean is apparently torn between two epistemic poles.

With false humility, Dean admits that even “After 20 YEARS of agonizingly meticulous Bible study: and after many long hours of prayer and detailed research just for THIS one article” he is still not sure he is offering the whole truth, just a “somewhat better” one. He relates his frustration at finding out how to interpret Revelation (we could have saved him some trouble by sending him to a seminary library) but we are also assured:

“The Lord answered me in A DREAM; and He showed me, that He has PURPOSEFULLY obscured the details that surround His Return...The Same Lord also COMMANDED me to write a book about THE GREAT and FINAL APOSTASY of Christendom..”.

Well, folks, that sure puts Dean outside of the parameters of scholarship, doesn't it? If a personal dream is going to be the foundation… Why does he even mention the “academic evidence” as proof of anything? One way or the other. You cannot have it both ways.

But either way Dean is wrong. There is nothing obscure or difficult about Revelation —nothing more so than any other ancient Bible book— that serious contextual study will not resolve. Dean apparently never explored these limits in those 20 years of reported study. We're left to wonder as well why “The Lord” while issuing these commands did not give Dean proper and correct knowledge of basic hermeneutics. Ever a mystery.

Dean spends many lines explaining to us the need for a definitive “AUTHORITY” for interpretation, and we are told: “That AUTHORITY is: The Common Dictionary”. It may surprise Dean to learn that when it comes to reading any text, ancient or modern, “the common dictionary” is only of the least amount of help. Common dictionaries do not provide the contextual detail needed to understand any text outside of the sphere of the culture for whom the dictionary is written.

When Dean quotes Luke 23:29 we have yet more eisegesis. Dean claims that the Lord’s prophesies here that “FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY” (doubtful, but we'll let that pass) women “will count themselves FORTUNATE to have never given birth to ANY children, and FORTUNATE to have never been RESPONSIBLE for the care of children”. We are assured: “THOSE days have already come; they are here NOW. We are living in THE AGE OF ABORTION: when children are often thought of as an 'inconvenience' or as an UNWANTED 'expense'”.

Well... That the Lord Jesus addressed this point to “Daughters of Jerusalem, weep not for me, but weep for yourselves, and for your children”, apparently does not click, as it ought to if we think that this prediction was fulfilled 66-73 AD when more than a few of these folks and their children would be alive —though we do not deny its prophetic fulfillment. That the “blessed” statement comes of those who say it because of all the suffering at hand that makes life miserable —not because of “expense” or “inconvenience”— also seems not to be perceived. Dean goes on to offer a mix of good points, paranoia (“the devil is using abortion to target pre-born Christians”) and wild rambling on this subject, but for our purposes it is enough to say that his use of Luke 23:29 is irresponsible.

Dean goes into some detail on the subject, “When will the rapture happen?” Since our prewrath view is that such event happens “Immediately after the tribulation of those days” (Matthew 24:29-31) and that the gathering of the elect (mentioned in Matthew 24:31 refers to the rapture), there is no reason for us to engage Dean's ramblings on this issue. It is worth noting only that Dean neither sees nor understands that there is a distinction between the Antichrist’s great tribulation against the Church and Israel and the day of the Lord’s wrath against the ungodly. The latter event happens after the former event. For more about this subject, start here.