The Temptations of Saint Anthony

The Temptations of Saint Anthony
The Temptations of Saint Anthony

CHAPTER 8


This chapter is right about many things and we agree with Dean on most of his exposition. But, the fact that there are some good things in this book does not prove that all that is in it is true or right. There must be some bait on the hook or no one would bite. Even if the intent is evil, one would expect some apparent good as a means of enticement. Christians would hardly be drawn to something that is clearly and totally wrong and harmful. 

We don’t believe Dean’s intent in writing TGD is evil. We believe he has been misled by “the voice he believes comes from God and commanded him to write this book”. We believe he has been paying attention to evil spirits, and that he has been used by them to spread error, confusion and contention among the people of God. This is why we can find good and bad things in his book, right and wrong, true and false. Our concern is for others —for those who have not their powers of discernment trained by constant practice to distinguish good from evil (Hebrews 5:14). We want to help them to see that Dean is a salt pond that sometimes yields fresh water (James 3:11). 

But it all runs back to Dean's big theme —“apostasy now”— and in that respect he tells us that we have “antichrists” all over in the form of “A CLASS OF POPULAR CLERGYMEN”. 

No names; but not that Dean is wrong in one sense. Of course we have “antichrists” even now of all sorts and we had them in the first century. But compared to those in the first century, the ones Dean thinks are the danger are mere amateurs. They do not even make Messianic moves as did Theudas. They do not let people proclaim them Messiah, as even Bar Kochba did. That Dean sees the need to stretch the meaning of “antichrist” to include those who “allow someone to use your APPROVAL as THE PROOF that all is well between them and God, OR, to account THEIR APPROVAL OF YOU as THE PROOF that THEY are genuine and sincere” — a class of people whose existence is dependent, not surprisingly, on Dean's anecdotal profession to have “met quite a few along the way” who were not doing this exactly, but who were making use of Dean as a teacher! Thus he tells us that he himself was an “antichrist” for a time! 

Sadly, he claims that he refused to see “CLEAR EVIDENCE” of his antichrist status in that he missed “LACK OF PROGRESS” by his students and an avoidance of “FORBIDDEN SUBJECTS”. He supposes that his students coming back to him repeatedly and asking the same question, over and over again, is an example of being “Ever learning, never able to come to the knowledge of the truth (2 Timothy3:7)”. That this contextually refers to the “weak women” in Timothy's church (and to the “weak women” of the last-day church), and not to everyone, and to those who are involved in the proto-Gnostic heresy in particular, does not stop Dean from midrashing his way to a conclusion that this personal experience in his inner circle proves Christianity as a whole is full of little antichrists. For some reason, the idea that perhaps he was just inadequate as a teacher does not cross his perception. 

In turn, Dean supposes that because these people he “taught” had “FORBIDDEN SUBJECTS” this is another sign of this last-days apostasy. Interestingly we are told that these others “would twist my words and slander me in public”, which while hardly admirable behavior does lead to the question of whether indeed Dean's inadequacies were part of the problem. Given his questionable exegetical methods so far, we would not doubt it. 

An extended diatribe follows on the evils of superstitions ranging from thinking company is coming if you drop a utensil to breaking a mirror for seven years of bad luck; on shamans, and assuming too much authority. The purpose of this connected narrative seems to be to warn us not to become mediators of salvation like Christ, which is sound advice but is abused by Dean, who shows himself here more than a little paranoid. We are the body of Christ, true; and it is said: “The only part of the human body which is at once both conspicuous and absolutely necessary for life is the head (Colossians 1:18), but the head is Christ, Himself. Anyone who 'functionally' plays out the role of the head has supplanted Jesus Christ, and therefore is an antichrist”. But how does one “functionally” do this? Being the pastor of a congregation? It is never quite clear why Dean thinks others are usurping Christ headship over His church by playing the role of a pastor in a congregation while he is free of that accusation while he plays the same role among his parishioners? 

Allusion is made to “that Great Conglomerate of competitive and socially exclusive Denominations that make up Christendom” as not being exemplary of the body (a grain of truth to that) and a more clear reference is made to the clergy. On that point, though, the hayseed flies through the air like a woodchipper tossing mulch: 

He quotes and explains Matthew 23:5 this way “... all their works they do for to be seen of men; they make broad their phylacteries, and enlarge the borders of their garments. Phylacteries are little boxes that contain printed passages from the Bible; they were thought of as testimonials to the sanctity of the wearer. It is not a far stretch to compare these to the diplomas, licenses, and certificates by which our modern ‘clergyman’ thinks to certify his spiritual authority”. 

Well, while it is obviously true that a clergyman can use and abuse these things in the way described, to “present the appearance of social, spiritual, and moral superiority”, the same can be done with any degree, license, etc. possessed by anyone in any field, and in fact one can use one's alleged brainpower and/or personal charisma, without pieces of paper, in the same way —as he usually does it throughout his book. As it stands Dean's screed is structured as one very much opposed to the mere act of self-education, and his implicit comparison of a certificate of education to a “dog's head on a stick” used by a shaman, is beyond absurdity and presupposes no real basis or need for education. 

As usual Dean mixes just enough concerted truth to be dangerous but not enough of it to be accurate. Yes, preachers may dress well to impress; they may also dress well to honor God before others, but he cannot look beyond the act, it seems, to motives. We surely do have problems of pride among the clergy that match those of the Pharisees Jesus condemned; of those who become too “worldly” and do not separate themselves enough; of those congregations who will refuse to discipline someone they too much revere. But while a preacher's television show may be self-named out of pride, it may also be self-named for the sake of ease of communication and identification. Not that we have not always had such issues; it is not new to this time and place, and so no sign of any “end” at hand. And thus Dean's arbitrary generalizations are more than reckless; they are irresponsible. 

Some errors of note: Dean says of the Lord Jesus and the crowds, “Sure. . . they all came running when there was free food and miracles of healing; but these same people turned away once Jesus started preaching, and they said 'crucify Him' when they realized that His teachings threatened the social, religious, and economic order of their society…” Dean is again historically confused; these were not the “same people” because the establishment in Jerusalem was not the peasantry of Galilee. He also claims that 1 John 4:3, “And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ IS come in the flesh”, is a denial “that Jesus IS come NOW to save YOU”, when contextually it refers to the heresy of docetism (that Christ was a “figment” and not a flesh and blood person); it therefore cannot be abused to support Dean's arguments about modern preachers who act as false representatives of God.